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Weapons are humanitarian aid — A perfect example of neo-doublespeak in the tradition of “fake news”, “perfect phone call”, “alternative facts”, and “peaceful tourist rioting with Confederate Flags”.
A most dystopian 21st century reality perhaps illustrating the idea that we really are living in the Kālī Yuga — The Dark Age.
When compared with statements like:
Rice is humanitarian aid
Wheat is humanitarian aid
Digging fresh water wells is humanitarian aid
Offering safe effective and free vaccines is humanitarian aid
Safe and affordable housing is humanitarian aid.
it is easy to see the dark irony of the Orwellian neo-doublespeak statement: weapons are humanitarian aid.
How does this measure up to offering people: food, water, shelter, political asylum, or potential citizenship.
Is it surprising that in an era where gun violence is the number one cause of death among young people in America today; that, we want to export this “largess” all over the world — perhaps as a Swift-ian “modest proposal” to solving the worldwide refugee crisis.
If weapons are humanitarian aid; then WE ARE ACTUALLY AT WAR.
Which would actually be a much more honest and straightforward statement.
Weapons are humanitarian aid. if this statement is true; then, we are actually at war and we should just stop bullshitting about it.
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An offensively awful human being. The ultimate weapon.
Man 1: Fuck, look at that wanker.
Man 2: Yeah, man, he's a weapon of choice.
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and this is his weapon they weigh 150 kilos and fires 200 dollar custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute, it cost 400,000 dollars to fire that weapon for 12 seconds
i am heavy weapons guy,and this is my weapon
have always seemed like a strange case to me. On one hand if you like how a weapon works but hate how it looks it's nice to have another option to choose from. But on the other hand, reskins usually look like they would function differently from their counterpart. And I've always thought it would be neat if cool looking weapons like the maul had more of an identity than "Its the Homewrecker but for rich people" So I took a large number of weapon reskins currently available in the game and gave them their own set of stats ranging from "Slightly modified sidegrade to the original" to "Completely new weapon idea that's not balanced at all but a ton of fun."
I cant believe that weapon reskins in tf2 have always been a strange case to him!
When something is being described as awesome or astonishing
“I just won the lottery” - Simon
“That’s fucking weapon” - Eric
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A new tool used in Extreme Bondage circles other wise know as BDSM. They take a large cheese or vegetable grater attaching it to a broom handle or piece of wood. This is used to spank or hit the restrained subject and take hunks of flesh off of the area being beaten. Apparently there are masochistic individuals who like this sort of abuse while many would consider it criminal behavior.
You little slut, I'm going to punish you with weapon X tonight.
This form of sadistic behavior is being seen in "BDSM Lifestyle" circles across the midwest such as Detroit & Kalamazoo, MI and Chicago.
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bio-weapon is a super cool cat straight from niagara falls dawg.
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