snatched my weave

A phrase used to describe being astoundingly impressed

Holy shit! Did you see their dance choreography? Parris Goebel just totally snatched my weave

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chocolate weave goddess

infamously known in the GD as a scene looking boy who is usually found in every picdrop and every namedrop a 2008 prommie.

the mark of the CWG is a crown symbol that is usually before every topic he makes.

whats a CWG?

if you dont know who chocolate weave goddess is you're a newfag

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underwater basket weaving

fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".

Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.

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snatch her weave

This term can either mean literally or theoretically . Snatching an actual weave (hair piece) will upset someone. Theoretically it means calling someone out, putting them on the spot, taking their pride basically

"Girl I'm boutta snatch her weave she actin like a fool"

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Weaving some yarn

This a when some long winded asshole won't stop telling some stupid story,usually wrapped around his/her self important ass.The tale they tell is dragged on to what seem like an eternity,but to them it's just good shit you are lucky to be hearing.These tall tales are a very common practice at a.a. and n.a. meetings,where as these places give "tools" a soapbox to stand on and preach.

The speaker at the meeting was weaving some yarn about his boring life.

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hold my weave

Expression made by a ratchet persona before getting into a really pointless, but very violent, fight.

Ratchet 1: "WHAT DID YOU SAY BITCH?"
Ratchet 2: "I SAID YOU AREN'T EVEN GUCCI"
Ratchet 1: "NA UH BITCH, I'LL SHOW YOU GUCCI!!"
*Ratchet 1 Glances to nearby ratchet"
Ratchet 1: "Nigga, Hold my weave!"

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underwater basket weaving

an easy or useless college course, whether real or not

He dismayed that the courses in underwater basket weaving were growing more common every year.

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