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Welfare Dick

The penis of an African American male.

“She only like welfare dick

by Nipgrease January 21, 2023


Welfare feet

The act of wearing slip-on sandals with socks.

That dude has welfare feet.

by Numb Chomsky’s August 16, 2021


Welfare Express

The trucking company known as "Western Express" that mostly hires people straight outta prison. Their drivers are just as terrible as SWIFT drivers, and are known to drop trailers at random, crash into things, and not swing wide enough.

The Welfare Express driver dropped his trailer in the middle of the highway because he didn't do a pre-trip inspection.

by bush did 911 February 12, 2023


Welfare wash

To clean the exterior windows on your vehicle at the gas station so it feels like your car is clean when you’re sitting inside.

I couldn’t afford $20 to get my car cleaned so I just gave it a welfare wash

by Frankrhe128 March 21, 2018


welfare tarts

Crappy, store brand Pop-tarts. Also commonly served in school systems with large numbers of 'free breakfast' students.

Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.

"Since Mom's boyfriend moved out, all we've got for breakfast are welfare tarts."
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast

by Claude Bolls March 17, 2014


welfare mocha

A poor man's mocha. Black drip coffee with a packet of instant cocoa poured in.

I can't afford Starbucks, I'll have a welfare mocha.

by Croditi December 20, 2014


welfare computing

Welfare Computing is interdisciplinary research division of computer science that relates to welfare industry and related machatronics design problems

we research welfare computing problems

by wasantha November 27, 2013