whacking the dodo

the final hand-job before a vasectomy

"Sir, we are ready for you now. Sir?"

"Oh sorry Doctor, he'll only be a moment. He's just whacking the dodo in the bathroom."

whacking the gary

common misconception for "whacking the carrot"

another term for masturbation

"Yeahhhh....so i was whacking the gary the other, and I ran out of lube, so I just used mayonaise."

whack-nasty

1.)Just plain ugly to see or watch in a particular circumstance. 2.)Hard to imagine or describe.

"That play was just whack-nasty!" or "Those throw-back jerseys are whack-nasty."

rip a whack

To start a large quantity of something.

"I'm going to rip a whack of new servers today."

Whack Sack

Common name for "testicular akathisia"--also commonly known as "jimmy nuts": an uncontrolable urge to persistently shift, manipulate, or joggle one's testicles.

"Yo--he got he the Whack Sack serious. Dude plays with his nuts all day."

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wake and whack

When you whack off right after waking up in the morning. A wake and whack session usually occurs right after one awakes in the middle of an erotic dream or when one wakes with with morning wood.

Dude: I arose with a gnarly case of morning wood so I had to wake and whack!

Dude's Homie: Way to start the day off on the right hand!

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whack off

The gift that keeps on giving!
Making love to yourself.
Masturbation

If I whack off with both hands, that's a perfect ten.

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