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the final hand-job before a vasectomy
"Sir, we are ready for you now. Sir?"
"Oh sorry Doctor, he'll only be a moment. He's just whacking the dodo in the bathroom."
Medium whack (and other variations) is used to describe something as being whack, but to also to emphasize a lack of interest in the subject. So, it’s essentially the same thing as “whack”, but you add the “medium” part to 1.) Be redundant for no reason and 2.) Indicate feelings of indifference towards the subject, i.e. “It’s whack and I’m already bored of talking about it”.
Example: “How was the bar last night?” “Medium whack, dude. Way too many hipsters dancing to weird music. I should’ve stayed home and watched Netflix.”
Other potential uses…
Medium Funny: “How was ‘The Hangover 2’?”, “I guess it was medium funny.”
Medium Cool: “How was the party in uptown?”, “It was medium cool, I guess…”
1.)Just plain ugly to see or watch in a particular circumstance. 2.)Hard to imagine or describe.
"That play was just whack-nasty!" or "Those throw-back jerseys are whack-nasty."
To start a large quantity of something.
"I'm going to rip a whack of new servers today."
Common name for "testicular akathisia"--also commonly known as "jimmy nuts": an uncontrolable urge to persistently shift, manipulate, or joggle one's testicles.
"Yo--he got he the Whack Sack serious. Dude plays with his nuts all day."
When you whack off right after waking up in the morning. A wake and whack session usually occurs right after one awakes in the middle of an erotic dream or when one wakes with with morning wood.
Dude: I arose with a gnarly case of morning wood so I had to wake and whack!
Dude's Homie: Way to start the day off on the right hand!
The gift that keeps on giving!
Making love to yourself.
Masturbation
If I whack off with both hands, that's a perfect ten.