it's what dogs do

an excuse dog owners use to weasel their way out of taking responsablity for their dog's actions

neighbor: your dog's incessant barking keeps me up all night! please stop leaving it outside!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.

neighbor: your dog keeps getting out of your backyard and shitting on and digging up my lawn! please secure your gate better!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.

neighbor: your dog got out and mauled my 5 year old on his way home from school!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.

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PPLZ HELP ME WHAT DO I DO

WHAT DO I DO IF THE FBI IS AFTER ME

HELP MEPPLZ HELP ME WHAT DO I DO

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for what you do

well wishing

like

be well

So i checked your profile and was really impressed by how thoroughly you have stepped up your game. You look nice, haven't changed a bit, rocking the hair and all. You have the perfect voice for what you do. Sorry, don't mean to be intimidating. Champion the artist yea?

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what can you do when you live in a shoe?

What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.

What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.

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what can you do when you live in a shoe

“what can you do when you live in a shoe” is a classic saying used in many different circumstances. it is used when there is nothing else to say and another way of saying “there’s nothing you can do about it”

“bro my boyfriend just cheated on me with my uncle harry”
“damn that’s super tough, but what can you do when you live in a shoe”

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what do

Laid back greeting / similar to wassup

Jack: What do Mark?
Mark: Fuck all!!
Jack: Wanna brew some bots?
Mark: Yeep! Let's scat.

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What it do baby

A man asking a women what she can do sexually

What it do baby👅💦

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