Iss whatever

Nah fuck yall ill do better on my own one day and yall better not try and come back into my life cus ill show ur ass the door

Person 1:"Sorry I didn't pay you back for the $100 you gave me I suddenly had something come up" * complete bs u aint getting ur money back* Person 2:"Iss whatever dude"

Whatever device

1. Single line of dialogue used by bad filmmakers to fix shabby plot lines and major holes in storytelling. Name comes from fictional movie producer in the movie "Thank you for Smoking"

protagonist: "Cigarettes in space? wouldn't they explode in an all oxygen environment?"

producer: "That is a problem... But that's an easy fix, one line of dialogue; 'Thank God we invented the... you know... Whatever... device.'"

2. Any device, contraption, machine, character, or group of characters inserted into a film or tv show for no other reason than to cover up a major storytelling problem. A band-aid on a gaping wound of suckery.

3. An early warning sign that a movie or tv show blows goats, or may be a turd factory.

Guy 1:"Hey, I missed the end of Star Trek:First Contact, how did the ship get away from Earth without being detected by the Vulcans?"

Guy 2:"Whatever device..."

Guy 1:"Oh, well that's disappointing but not surprising."

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"Jar Jar Binks is the shittiest character in history. He's a Whatever device that got played out about 12 seconds into his screen time."

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California whatever

A style of dress that is completely eclectic. Often inappropriate to the formality of the occasion, but never commented upon. Clothes that you feel comfortable in and don't have to worry about color coordination, about style, or about offending anyone else. Frequently out of place, but with so many other California whatevers not even noticed.

Mix and not match wear.

The wearing of beach wear away from the beach.

Are you going to the church social tonight?
I don't know, what's the dress code?
The pastor said "California whatever", so in this heat it'll be shorts, a tank top and flipflops.

She was so strangely dressed for graduation that she must have though it said California whatever.

There was no dress code at the shop so we experimented with California whatever every day.

My brother, the surfer, is a true California whatever aficionado.

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Whatever It Takes

Term used to described that of a volunteer fire department member on a rescue company. The member enjoys the company of plus sized women and a fine cigar. Remnants of used feline sanitary grit, kitty litter, is often found on his person.

Hey man did you see that Whatever It Takes with that Creeper? The glare from his bald spot blinded my sight from the oompa loompa looking thing he was talking to.

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Whatever that means

What you say about something when you haven't consulted the Urban Dictionary.

Someone: Hey, that guy has like twelve yachts

Poor misguided fool: Yeah, he's nigger rich, whatever that means

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whatever-time

whatever + time = whatever-time

The total value of your effort and time that is wasted included with whatever means that was used up or given out to someone else under dis. (disrespect, disregard, dishonest, etc). This continues without your awareness from something like a talk to the hand so you remain unaware and they can come back for whatever from you again - over and over. You just give it up frivously until you become aware of the dis or you expire/die -- thus whatever-expires.

That fucking user trash!!!!!! The whatever-time is the house, the car, and last 2 fucking years of my life!

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Whatever r

A word to use when someone is being goofy and whatever just isn’t good enough.

Whatever r dude.