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a phrase used by someone who has no desent come back or is just a bit of a retard
A: what you doin tonight?
B: ur mum!
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When your mum gets a Facebook account and comments on everything you do.
Dave Says
'Yes, no exams means FREEDOM'
Dave's Mum Says:
'You can start on the chores then'
Dave's Mate:
'Dude, it hurts to have a Facebook Mum! Suck!'
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"your mum" is the ultimate answer
what's six times nine? your mum! (i always thought there was something fundimentally wrong with your mum)
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keep quiet about it (possibly from the sound one makes when trying to speak with closed lips, Attributed to William Shakespeare)
Remember, until further notice, mum's the word.
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The fittest prostitute that you will ever meet. Only likes black homosexual men
Omg, did you see Bayleys mum with Gary the black homosexual man?!!
A women who is willing to wank off the entire rugby team because they said they needed their cocks cleaned. Usually a very nice lady but thick as shit. She probably likes art and cooking. you'll never see her do anything else.
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