Clarence "Kelly" Johnson.
Legendary Chief Research Engineer at Lockheed. This guy designed the p-38, the Connie, the f-80, the f-104, the U-2, the Blackbird.
Serious kick-ass genius this Kelly Johnson, not like the cocksucking Kelly Johnsosn bitches in this page...
These bitches dont deserve to be called Kelly Johnson
60π 12π
The "Satan of England" and the "English Donald Trump"
"Nobody likes Boris Johnson"
"I know right"
84π 19π
A school filled with rich white kids, carring around their hydro flask covered in amazon stickers, who think theyβre badass after they sell a half empty mango pod out of a bathroom stall.
Yeah brad? The one that juuls in the bathroom then thinks heβs badass? Yeah heβs goes to johnson highschool.
39π 7π
A basketball legend who revolutionized the game, but who's career was cut short when he contracted HIV. For a basketball player's game to be compared to Magic Johnson is a high honor.
Oh, snap! Did you see homeboy pull off that no-look behind-the-back pass? That kid's the next Magic Johnson!
431π 122π
A person who does not know the material they are expected to instruct.
"Mr. Johnson doesn't know anything about history even though he is the history teacher."
"I know he pulled a real Norm Johnson."
47π 9π
The incompetent fool, who was acting as prime minister during the covid pandemic in the UK.
Ugh, boris Johnson just imposed another lockdown.
13π 2π
Slang for a Muslim guy's penis
The Muslim guy pulled out his Hass Johnson and started jerking it.
29π 5π