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Inviting Big E to your bachelor party and realizing he is going to bring up memories of it for the next 48 years
Hey Sarah I heard you hooked up with some random kid at a party last night?
Yeah, talk about instant regret
when u crave a block of cheese so much and you eat some and then feel immense regret afterwards. even though you know you’ll regret the cheese, you will eat it again.
“i just experienced cheese regret”
When you resent and regret meeting a coworker.
I have a regretment about showing him how to do his job.
When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.
Noah had microwaveable regret when he heated up the pizza past midnight but decided not to indulge.
The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.
Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.
As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.
The point of no return. Casually idling through life. Seamlessly not giving a shit
Honey.. Can you pass the liquid regret?
My biggest regret was choosing you over my ex who has the heart and the money! You treated me same way gayness B did and you killed all my emotions. Four years I tried my best but I decided to let go.
Regret was not getting back to you in 2016!