Purple Wonderful

The act of spreading the partner's butt cheeks apart and proceeding to slap the anal hole sternly and repeatedly until it puckers like an indecisive budding flower. At this point you gently place your nuts onto the anal hole and have the partner flex as hard as he/she can. Thus the entire scrotum is enveloped from sight. Once this is achieved, you pull away as fast as you can resulting in a mutual feeling of slight discomfort and discovery.

"Man, I am realy sore from all those purple wonderfuls!"

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wonder women

when ur girl is going down town on you like no other, but you pull out and cum onto her forehead. slap on a bandana covering the goop and she then stands up in dismay but resembles wonder women.

when ur girl is giving you a knob nibble and gasps for air but tells you to warn her when you cum... tell her when its gunna go down and cum all over her forehead. grab a bandana (pre-folded)and slap it on her forhead. that way its stuck on there and she gets off her knees stands and puts her arms rested on her hips pissed at you not knowing she is posing like "WONDER WOMEN" and at that moment of her pose say Wonder women as they say in the movies and all.

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wonder blunt

a crazy ass blunt at least an ounce in 1 small blunt

i smoked a wonder blunt this weekend i was so fuckin hungry

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Wonder Bread

a slang term for a white person. kind of like 'NIGGA', it is used by white people as nigga is for black peeps.

dude one: hey wonder bread
dude two: what ho?.. haha
dude one: haha wats up

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steamy wonder

when you take a shit on a campfire

justin: what’s that smell?
adam: i just took a fat steamy wonder, sorry bro.

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Wonder Lake

White trash ghetto far flung suburb of Chicago, some new developments have been made to give new light, but be prepared to hear gunshots noises and loud ass cars flying down to the lake at 3am..

“Omg did that guy just steal the porta potty?”

“What are you freaking out about, this is just day in the life Wonder Lake”

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bearded wonder

Someone who's hair and beard length are the same. Creating an unusual appearance, not unlike a microphone from the 80's. You often wonder where hair ends and beard begins...

"check out that bearded wonder!"

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