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the effect of needing to pee so badly that you get a boner
because pete wouldn't stop for me to take a piss on our road trip, I got a bad case of piss wood
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A woman who developed a method for speed reading. Also used as a reference to her popular training method.
The Evelyn Wood speed reading method is a way of reading whole paragraphs at a time, filtering out common words and only look at uncommon words. By only looking at the uncommon words, you get the jist of each paragraph without actually having to read every single word in it.
Oh great! I was just glancing at a review for the movie we were going to see tonight and my Evelyn Wood training kicked in and now it's spoiled for me. So... why don't we just stay in bed instead?
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An exclamation of alarm, horror, or befuddlement. Typically reserved for English classes and bookstores.
"Arthur Miller's dead? The woods are burning!"
or
"That was a picture of a man nipple? THE WOODS ARE BURNING!"
Litterally the worst MTG card ever printed. Ever.
Nerd 1 "word up son im gonna cast this wood elemental"
Nerd 2 "hahahahahaha fuck me, i hope you got plenty of forests to tear up; you broke ass for eyes"
Nerd 1 "shit man, now ive had to tear up all my forests for this terrible card and im straight going to loose"
Nerd 2 "man, what a fucking horrible card"
A medical term used to describe erectile dysfunction.
Kevin has to take cialis because he's got sick wood.
The act of having an erection the morning before church.
Hey, I got's that sunday wood. Praise the lord!
Quite possibly the dirtiest old man in the world. 60 Years Old and Still banging 22 Year olds. Also guitarist alongside the human drug lab (AKA Keith Richards) for The Rolling Stones. Ex member of The Faces with Rod Stewart. Also has the most awesomest fucking hair you've ever seen. The man who most men would turn gay for.
1. Holy shit! That old bastard's pulling chicks like he's Ronnie Wood!
2. He plays that guitar like Ronnie Wood!
3. He's a Ronnie Wood.
4. OMFG!!!! It's Ronnie Wood. Oh, wait it's just a guy with awesome hair.
5. Hairstyle, The Ronnie Wood.
6. Man 1; "I would so turn gay for Ronnie Wood."
Man 2; "What do you mean turn gay?."
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