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A team or season so bad that the team in question purposely chokes in the final minutes or seconds, often in dramatic fashion to lose games in a way to secure the #1 draft pick. Named after the NY Jets’ 2020 campaign, which was a complete WRECK much like the rest of 2020
This season is a complete jet wreck, reminds me of 2020.
The team is a jet wreck, I hope the first pick in the draft does them well
The act of holding in diarrhea until you have massaged the prostate enough to ejaculate.
Shawn was running through the mall to find
a restroom, when he finally made it he had a White Wreck
The act of running through a mall clenching your asshole so you don’t shit yourself searching for a bathroom but when you finally make it you both shit and come at the same time.
Shawn had diarrhea and had to run through the mall to find a bathroom when he finally got there he white wrecked
One who's life completely falls apart over the weekend.
Not in every instance, but in most, weekend wrecks are caused by far too much time watching music videos of One Direction or Justin Beiber. Children who are exposed to these types of obscenities too early in life often become weekend wrecks. Usually weekend wrecks are also associated with a reverse weekend worrier in that they worry about Saturday and Sunday all week long.
Wilson: Dang, Justin's life is probably over after this weekend. He got aids so many times he probably won't be able to recover.
Andy: Man that sucks...it really sucks to see him be such as Weekend Wreck. Is there anything we can do for him?
Wilson: I don't know man. Once you got the Aids you are done for. You pretty much become a Weekend Wreck for the rest of your life. But we can ask him though...
Andy: Alright!!! Hey Justin is there anything we can do for you man?
Justin: I love AIDS!!!!
Exhausted from too many demandasauruses
John was a demandasaurus wreck by the end of the day
Sexual activity with a thot or skeezer
“Damn, I wreck the skee”
-gito
When you titty-fuck a girl from the opposite angle so your balls are swinging through her face like a wrecking ball.
"Dude, I gave Misty the wrecking ball last night...my balls hit her so hard it gave her a fat lip."
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