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An average 14 year old boy, who is addicted to masturbation over oral sex.
"Hey dude, you wanna go pitch today?" says Tom.
(Noises are heard from bedroom)
Tom opens door. Sam is sitting there, masturbating over an oral sex picture.
"You are one horny 14 year old."
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The Freshest Legal Pussy out there
This knot is tied, tighter than 18 year old pussy.
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Sadly aging Peter Pans, still trying to live like they are in their 20s, including but not limited to trying to score with 20something girls. Typically, driving mustangs or newer trucks, one of the identifying markers is that these vehicles will typically be very shiny, as if freshly washed and waxed. Possibly to imply that they recently came from a dealership showroom.
Also see: 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club, and 40 year old pervert
I like that place on the weekends, but sometimes it's full of 40 year old douchebags.
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The pinical of human purity that is ripe for the taking for every gender (of which there are 27) they're virginity is worth £23,000,000,000 they enjoyment received by the buyer (or attacker) is beyond compare by any standards.
"Ya I just got me a new six year old"
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1. Unfunny and annoying hormone bags
2. Losers who come to urban dictionary to make a definition on how they're not like other 13 year olds.
noT ALL 13 yeAR OlDS ARe THE sAMe
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Why did you even look this up on Urban Dictionary? So don't be a pedo and get back to doing whatever u were doing.
Why should I tell you mothafucka 'cause you looked up horny 10-year olds
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something to call someone who's is worldly but still immature. Originated with the Doctor Who fandom, calling the Doctor one. He knows a vast amount of information on the universe, but still is young at heart, and has a tendency to be immature.
DW fan 1: Did you see that part where he made the angel say "comfy chairs"?
DW fan 2: Oh yeah, what a cosmic nine year old
Yeah, I mean he's nice and smart and whatever, but he's still not grown up, he's just a cosmic nine year old