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To get so hard on someone that it feels like medieval torture perhaps useing similar methods.
Tell us where you keep your all of your coke before we get medieval on your ass.
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Claiming something that’s not true.
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James: I’m from da hood my nigga.
Jamal: you’re from da burbs, stop talking out of your ass.
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Keisha: you’re a sellout and a self hater because you’re black yet your wife is Hispanic.
Deon: that’s not even remotely true, you’re talking out of your ass, Keisha.
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to randomly do something very hard that no one is expecting you to do.
"Did you see me do that back one and a half half?"
"Yeah who knew you would pull that out of your ass"
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A term used to insult people who like the music of an inferior genre such as punk or emo. This phrase is directed at the person who the user is talking to, not the user themself. Metal may not be replaced in this phrase by an inferior muscial genre.
Metal up your ass you fucking cunt
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"Your ass sucks buttermilk" is a phrase said in events of disbelief. Used in the same context as "bullshit!" or "no way!" when someone hears something incredible or unbelievable.
Ray: Hey Rog, guess what happened this morning at the coffee shop.
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!
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A Classic quote from one of the very first first-person shooter computer game developed by 3D Realms and published by Apogee DUKE NUKEM 3D.... In the game this super hero will say interactive things to the player at random , one of the quotes was "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!"
"It's Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and i'm all outta gum.."
"I've got balls of Steel"
"Your head, Your ass, whats the difference?"
"Book em Denno!"
"Blow it out your ass!"
"what'ya waiting for Christmas?"
"You're an inspiration for birth control."
"Shit Happens... "
"Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride! "
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck! "
"What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater?"
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The act of slapping the life out of someone/something with one hit, commonly a housefly that happened to land on your hand while in front of witnesses so they can confirm your story and tell everyone how fast/strong you are or preferably on live TV like the real Obama.
It is most crucial to keep a straight face after executing such a feat and keep going like nothing happened and then when acknowledged about, brag like shiiiittt that was impressive wasnt it, I stay doing that all day.
NBC Interview.
President Obama: The signature characteristic of ahh our *laughter*.., sorry, hey, Im gonna start over at...hey get outta here *focuses chi while raising hand*
Gibbs: Thats the most persistant fly I have ever seen
Obama: *Goes OBama on the fy*
Camera man: jesus!!
Camera man and reporter: NIce!!!
*laughter in background, girlish giggles*
Obama: *straight faced coz hes that fast and can do this all day* Now Were were we.
Camera man:we're pros we were gonna catch it with chopsticks
Obama: That was pretty Impressive wasnt it?
Camera dude: YEah
Obama: I got it..s..I got the sucker. *pushes dead fly into open*What do you think Gibbs?
Gibbs: That was very good. Its on the.. *with Obama*its right there.
Obama: You *point to cameraman and the then to fly* wanna ffffilm that,*camera pans to recently decesead Musca Domestica* there it is *America, the proof*.
Gibbs: Ohh my *Laughs*
James: Yo that Sammy is a bitch so is his mom I...
Peter:really *chuckles*
Sammy: Watchu say about my momma
*runs from behind and slaps him across the ear, the ear pressure changes James gets dizzy, bammm hits the ground*
Anyhu, Peter wanna go play Prototype on xbox i got it now its sweet?
Peter: Umm sure yeah..wait WTF dude He passed out, OMG dude you Juss went Obama on his ass
Sammy: Word I can do this all day I stay knocking out cats with my Pimp hand, coz its way strong!!!
Pimp: bitch weres my money, yu didnt give daddy his bread las nyt, *powders hand with baby powder*
Ho: Daddy i got your money here *pulls out wards off cash from bra* Im Sorry daddy!!
Pimp: You lucky you my fayvaryt snow bunny shhiiiiittt, i was about to go Obama on your ass *slaps innocent bystander ho, coz once the pimp hand is powdered someone gonna get slapped for shoowa pimpin!!*
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