Your mum buys Avon

Scottish Insult, used to counter the fatal "your dad sells avon" insult. Use this insult wisely.

Scottish Boy: "Aye fuck tae min you wee dodger, yer da sells avon get tae"
Scottish Boy 2: "Shup bro, your mum buys avon so shut it"
Scottish Boy: Ended

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Your mum gay 69

Basically this word means, your mum didn't love you from day 1, she should have swallowed you instead of taking you in the wrong hole, your dad has now turned into a hillbilly because he found out not only is your mum selling crack but she sells it in many different packages that should not be discovered, I hope this word helps in the near future when your family actually explain the truth.

You what, your mum gay 69, you killed me in Minecraft Dungeon

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Your mum's yeast infection

Extension to the ubiquitous 'your mum' reposte.

Far more effective than it's primitive cousin, with no superior. The added dimension means that any further insult will sound unwitty.

"You fucking stink"
"Your mum fucking stinks"
"Your mum's yeast infection fucking stinks"

"I fucked your mum last night"
"I fucked your mum's yeast infection last night"

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Whatever [bums] your mum.

When someone doesn't have the same point of view as you, you use this saying. Usually used in a sarcastic tone.

"Oh my God! Don't you just love watching hamsters piss!?!"

"Hmm, Whatever bums your mum."

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Your mum gay lol

When your biological mother has given birth to you then sees a sexy ass bitch and becomes a homosexual.

Hey Christopher Scullion your mum gay lol so stfu!

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Your mums my dog

Your mum my dog

The biggest way to shut someone down.
"Bruv, your mums my dog. Gunna take her for a walk later"

Your mum for five minutes

A humorous response to someone who ask you what your going to do with your cash

John: Hey what would you buy for one pound eighty

Billy:Your mum for five minutes