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A place or establishment where a group of douchebags hang out, or gather. Typically drinking cheap beer and wearing sandals.
Wanna go to the bar next to the volleyball court? Nah man that place is a total chode zone!
Spaced out, stoned, unaware, oblivious, unconscious, drugged, narcotized.
Derived from the 70's phrase "lost in the ozone", which led to the related terms "ozoned", "zoned", and "zoned out".
I got kinda zoned out listening to Green Day and forgot to finish my term paper.
Dubya got zoned out at the Cabinet meeting and decided to invade Iraq without a legitimate cause.
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Similar to the Brother Zone, except to a woman. Pretty much, the guy/girl you like comes out with: "I like/love you like a sister". This can be done by men or women.
Chick 1: Hey sweetie, how did it go with Dan?
Chick 2: Shit. I just finished pouring out my soul to him when he tells me that he loves me, but only like a sister.
Chick 1: Shit. Sister Zone sucks.
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A zone a level below the friend zone in which a girl looks at you as a parent because of how nice you are to her and how much you support and protect her. Zero sexual contact with the occasional awkward hug
Joe, your such a good friend, your just like a father to me..... WELCOME TO THE DAD ZONE
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The empty urinal(s) between two guys using other urinals in a men's bathroom.
The bathroom was so crowded that I decided to use the stall instead of a urinal without a buffer zone.
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When you are so good at guarding somebody in football that they cannot get the ball thrown to them.
Revis Island is a no fly zone.
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These are the Zones of being Drunk.
1. The Normal Zone
- This is where you are sober, and not drunk at all.
2. The Fun Zone
- You are starting to feel the alcohol and if there is music playing, you might dance to it. But you might not, your not quite that drunk yet.
3. The Zone
- Now your feeling the alcohol and you are likely to dance, even if there isn't any music playing.
4. The Auto Zone
- You are drunk to the point where you cannot drive a vehicle. Not just shouldn't, but can't. You would go as far as to call your parents for a ride at this point.
5. The Twilight Zone
- This is when you are so drunk that you cannot stand without using someone or something to keep you upright. This is where you want to be.
6. The Splash Zone
- This is when you have taken The Twilight Zone a little bit too far.. The Splash Zone is the area around you, because this is when you throw up. Not a fun place to be.
7. The Hazard Zone
- Well.. At this point you have done something stupid, and that is continuing to drink after vomiting.. Congratulations, you very well might have alcohol poisoning and should go to the hospital.
8. The Dead Zone
- You drank too much and made a horrible mistake, this is the zone that nobody wants to reach. Life is valuable so be caution.
Friend: "Yo bro! Which one of The Drunk Zones are you in!!?"
You: "I don't know man! Check it out! (Attempt to stand straight but stumble) Am I in The Twilight Zone yet?"
Friend: "Hell yea! You can't stand for shit!"
You: "Yo, Louie hit The Splash Zone in Phil's car last night"
Friend: "Wow what a douche! I hope he cleaned all that shit up.."
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