fish and chips

chavs' slang for a fit bird.

oy oy! fish and chips!

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nah fish

it means no. but much cooler.

"Hey do you wanna go visit my mom in the hospital? She's dying of cancer."
"Nah fish, I gotta play pokemon and smoke a bowl."

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gone fishing

Heading out into the world of nature to explore things far beyond one can normally venture.

1: "Where Joe at?"

2: "He gone fishing with Ashley again."

1: "Hope he catches something."

2: "Yeah, but I reminded him to bring lots of fish wrap in case he didn't wanna use the master bait. I hope he didn't forget..."

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Penis Fish

A variety of fish usually found in the caribbean. They have a penchant for biting Penises.

I went to the Dominican Republic for vacation and I had to be very careful of the Penis Fish.

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Fish Fucking

The act of taking massive quantities of painkilling medication to the point of experiencing "bonelessness," and using your soft, wet, scaly, spaghetti noodle cock to hopelessly and pathetically attempt to bring pleasure to a lover.

I went out to the bar last night after you juiced me and ended up fish fucking some hairy old bean bag.

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Ass Fish

Ass Fish (or "fishing") is An anal sex move used by homosexuals, where you would put your penis in your partners ass followed by both hands on either side of your penis, meanwhile wiggling your fingers around and making "Bubble noises" to resemble a fish.

Note: Heterosexuals can use this move too during anal sex.

Ricky and James did the Ass Fish last night.

"Would you like to go fishing with me" Asked James to Ricky.

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fish report

An account of the girls seen at an event. Related to tuna.

Did you go to the party? What was the fish report? Any bearded clams?

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