When you have all five fingers of your left hand in the vagina and you dip your right hand middle finger in ketchup and stick the other 4 fingers in the booty hole while doing power stances and looking at yourself in the mirror.
That shorty so kinky she let me give her a 9 fingered ricky
The Rule of 9 stems from the Famous comedic rule, the rule of three. stating comedy works best in threes ( i.e. the three stooges or when a joke is referred two three times. The Rule of 9 is when the rule of three is brought three times at three separate moments on the same day. The Rule of 9 cam only be referred to as an official rule of nine if
-the rule of three has already been established for the punchline
-the rule is brought up on 3 separate not forced genuinely comedic moments
the rule of 9 is a high guild of meta comedy only underneath the rule of 9 triple (or the rule of 27) which is when the rule of 9 has been brought up 3 times in one night. (this has never been accomplished
cade: bro miles is a comedy genius
lucas: yeah man i know he flawlessly pulled off the rule of 9
miles: wubba lubba dub dub
An aspect ratio that's wider than 16:9. Used by some monitors.
You don't see 21:9 monitors that much nowadays. I mean, most people don't need em.
Getting 9 potted feels like getting raped, but worse.
Jack: Oh my! did you see how he got 9 potted?
Emily: Brutally raped.
a hidden way to say ‘sex’ because at 9:15, you have sex. instead of saying sex you say 9:15
“I cant wait to do 9:15 with her”
An over 30 year old man (mainly bald British) who wears full football kits with their name and number on the back
Micky 9 has his toon kit on again