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This phrase is used by inbreds or hicks to replace the phrase "quarter mile time" when racing. Usually used by the inbreds when racing a POS truck against another POS truck. Imagine street racing without the city and out by a old barn and corn field.
"Hey Cletus, what your bird to sign time on that big ol' truck you have been haulin' that hay with?" "It's about 7.8 seconds I reckon." "Well shit, I suppose you would beat in my John Dear green tractor." "Damn straight, I'm packin' a 350 hemi supercharger in this bitch." "Your shittin me?"
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When air temperature lowers below -20C, the birds in higher altitudes freeze, becoming ice blocks. They then fall from the sky, and are seen as ice chunks. The ice chunks are prevalent in places where any type of bird is present. Therefore, by lakes and oceans, the ice balls found near the shore are actually frozen birds.
What are those ice chunks, daddy?" "well, they are frozen birds son, defined by the austrian bird principal
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When a girl brings you to completion and the spits the baby sauce into your mouth
Dude I went out with Sarah and everything was great until she reverse momma birded me
where They put a stick between there legs and bend over and let birds go into there ass
Wow that girl is into being a human bird house
The sexual act of sitting your partner in a high chair with a bib on, pulling your scrotum out flat either side of your erection like wings, and flying the "aeroplane" into their mouth
Dude the misso was being a sook the other night so i gave her the big silver bird
Hahah really?
Yeah man, noises and all. Was a pretty rough landing though
The government replaced them
Birds Aren't Real
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People who seem to appreciate video game characters who are blue birds. Those characters share many traits like narcissism, arrogance and being pretentious. People that enjoy one of these characters often seem to enjoy many of them. Blue birds are characters such as: Revali from the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Falco from the Star Fox serie and Birdley from Deltarune
Person A: Hey! What are your favorite video game characters?
Person B: I appreciate Revali from Breath of the Wild and Berdly from Dertarune.
Person A: Wow! I am a blue bird enjoyer too!
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