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When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.
Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?
A Golden Retriever with a lack of intelligence, just cuteness no brain.
"Holy crap your Golden Retriever is such a Golden Retard."
"What do you mean?"
"He just ran into a wall."
"Oh...its okay he's cute."
Its an act in the legal system that hasn't been officially stated and or well defined and or implemented where a private sector and or government organization and or individual personal and or yours truly gives me and or someone else rubbish and or the biggest selection of useless information and or just general information to sift through that I cannot use and or that I cannot give to other people to use due to the requirements constructs and the arguments handler solutions constructs however provides lots of boring and or inappropriate work and additional time wasting activities and research to do that takes up a maximum amount of time while not allowing normal things like seeing friends, using and or purchasing and or selling houses, travel, dating and or sexual services, bypassing paywalls. Which might be fun and or amusing in the first year however causes what seems like a severe dysfunctional services offering and stunts additional expected lifestyle requirements while crowding out personnel and private space.
Did you see that retarded Act of banking and financial services request to the banking and financial services provider, Well wait till you see the retarded response from the banking and financial services providers and no solutions provisions.
That typical day of the month, usually Tuesday, more common the last Tuesday of the month, when one or more of your friends (typically at least one guy called Philipp) is saying or asking very retarded questions
Hey Philipp, did you mount the new kitchen?
Yes it was really easy. But i spontaneously changed it for a urinal . Much more useful
Wiw is this retard Tuesday?
One who releases prematurely
The prerelease retard, missed their shot due to early release.
Literally you
Nigga1: Dude. Do you see him?
Nigga2: *happy retard hoe noises*
This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".
Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"