i’ll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog

A phrase used for being discrete about masturbation

She got some nice Titties i’ll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog.

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is any young girl walk past your place now

A question that often starts a conversation leading to the rape of children.

"Is any young girl walk past your place now?"

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I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than

A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.

Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.

May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x

Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than attend a Justin Bieber concert.

If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck.

An idiomatic phrase expressing that if something looks and acts a certain recognizable way, it probably is exactly what it appears to be.

"After the liquor store was robbed, a man was found leaving the scene carrying a gun. Did he commit the crime?"
"If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck."

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walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.

The name speaks for itself. Someone who gets around and not in a glorious way. The kind of person you're reluctant to shake hands with if you're not wearing both rubber gloves and a space suit.

Don't go out with that girl. Sure she's easy but she's a walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.

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Here comes SS Kamph tail, walking down the jewish shower trail.

A horrifying racist message that can be heard very clearly by playing old records with the classic easter song "peter cottontail" backwards. Jesus, think of the children!

Lord save us from these demonic beasts.......

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And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

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