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Girls, he may seem sweet, but he will eAT YOUR HEART FOR BREAKFAST! Watch out!
"That fuckboy named Alex broke up with me today!"
"I told you, I'm a lot better than him!"
Also known as an “OTA”.
outta town Alex; proper noun; one whom lives out of state that you have a casual fling with every time you’re in the same area code.
The sex is usually mind blowing but the great thing about an OTA is you stay in contact after they leave just to prepare for the next time he will be an “in town Alex”
Most girls have one, their name is usually Alex
“Hey I can’t hang out this weekend, my outta town Alex is coming in from Texas”
“Oh shit girl I have an OTA, too! Have fun ;)”
The Cat that will eat your ass with your command. You tell it to feast, and you will have an orgasm.
"Alex! Feast!... UH! UH! YES! OH YES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
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Just a normal teenager who happens to work at target. He got famous because some creepy girl took a picture of him cause she thought he is hot. He got invited to go on Ellen a few days later. Many teenage girls idolize him and many guys are jealous. He's just a normal 17 year old. He is honestly one of the nicest people I have ever met, even though he wears scrubs to school just about every day (and his girlfriend does the same which is why they are perfect together)
I felt so bad for Alex from Target right after everything went viral because there were reporters surrounding the school's main staircase all morning!
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National fuck an Alex day: December 18th, The day that you find someone named alex and get railed by them.
“Hey Alex, it’s the 18th 😏”
“shit, it’s Fuck an Alex day”
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A guy named Alex Apostolopoulos who loves to put his thumbs on everything in sight in particular in nightclubs named cotton.
Check out Thumb Master Alex's thumbs on the table again
English footballer, plays for Arsenal and the English national team. He is from half Jamaican descent.
He is the luckiest guy in the world since he is dating Perrie Edwards from Little Mix.
Person one: Have you seen Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain' s goal?
Person two: Perrie Edwards? Yeah man, she's everyone's goal.