An asshole in the form of a motherfucking bush, meaning inside of it is full of the blackest wool.
"David has a bushy asshole."
A Black man’s asshole is so thermally hot that one could achieve fried rice on it
Example:
Person 1: “Jamal I wish I had fried rice”
Person 2: “Ling Ling, Nigger fry rice in my asshole, a black man’s ass is always hot”
Using a black man’s asshole to cook fried rice
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a derpy asshole is a person who trolls people and is an asshole
we all are derpy assholes sometimes
Pull your cheeks apart and fart. If it still made a sound, you’ve got a fat asshole.
“Couldn’t you have done that silently?!”
“Can’t help that I have a fat asshole, Sharon.”
A human anus with hair so full and coarse that it filters the fecal mater.
That Tacobell was brutal, it was a little hard to push through the old asshole brita