A short story written by Andrew Carpentier
Have you read a single barred window yet? It's like the author was in there!
The term for a true homie. If a friend has gained so much of your trust, they get the ultimate rank of bro and you put bro in front of a food item and call them that from now on. A good use of this high standard is Brocolate Bar.
Your my best friend of this whole group. You have earned the rank of Brocolate Bar.
When a black person shoves a curling iron in their ass while they are taking a shit
Me and my friend Jamal both tried out the Melty Chocolate Bar together. It hurt like shit but it was worth it.
Greatest bar in the Midway. It should be the destination of all cool people who just turned twenty-one.
I got demolished at the Trend Bar last weekend. Luckily, no one shot me in my vulnerable condition.
Don't be a bitch Paul. Were going to the Trend Bar.
Someone who sits at bars and engages in conversation in order to gain more sales of beer in a bar.
Oh hes got great conversation and entertaining and before you know they drank 6 pale ales just listening to him what a bar-hooker.
A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".
Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.
A very stereotypical gay person. Usually used when that person is being flirty with their significant other.
*two girls are holding hands*
Friend of couple- "Get over here you adorable walking gay bars!"