Bird to Sign Time

This phrase is used by inbreds or hicks to replace the phrase "quarter mile time" when racing. Usually used by the inbreds when racing a POS truck against another POS truck. Imagine street racing without the city and out by a old barn and corn field.

"Hey Cletus, what your bird to sign time on that big ol' truck you have been haulin' that hay with?" "It's about 7.8 seconds I reckon." "Well shit, I suppose you would beat in my John Dear green tractor." "Damn straight, I'm packin' a 350 hemi supercharger in this bitch." "Your shittin me?"

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austrian bird principal

When air temperature lowers below -20C, the birds in higher altitudes freeze, becoming ice blocks. They then fall from the sky, and are seen as ice chunks. The ice chunks are prevalent in places where any type of bird is present. Therefore, by lakes and oceans, the ice balls found near the shore are actually frozen birds.

What are those ice chunks, daddy?" "well, they are frozen birds son, defined by the austrian bird principal

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to fly a giant bird

Literally, to do drugs

Comes from the video "The Wierd World of LSD (1967)"
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"Dude, do you want to fly a giant bird with me this weekend?"
"Hell yeah I do!"
"Man, we're gonna get so toked!"

reverse momma bird

When a girl brings you to completion and the spits the baby sauce into your mouth

Dude I went out with Sarah and everything was great until she reverse momma birded me

human bird house

where They put a stick between there legs and bend over and let birds go into there ass

Wow that girl is into being a human bird house

Block Sumo Birds

Birds camping 24/7 on their flat base bombing the biased bitches with explosives. They are classified as bitches to the block sumo community (especially to moles). The bbs (biased bitches) ignored the birds. They have the biggest grudge towards the moles species. Today I met a guy called CooIestKevin with the biggest grudge on us moles. The bird king will do whatever it takes to destroy other humans evolving to the bird colony.

b.s.b ( block sumo birds ) are bitches

Flightless skin bird

A metaphor for the penis, cock, dick etc.

Damn girl...you tryin to give my flightless skin bird wings?