Just Jesus January

This is the month where you repent of your sins from Destroy Dick December, you must fast from masturbation, sex, and watching porn, instead you must turn to the Bible for wisdom and guidance.

Just Jesus January was a rough month it was like No Nut November only I had Jesus this month.

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5 Clicks To Jesus

A game played using the website wikipedia. You start out by pressing the random article button. From that random article, the user has five clicks on hyperlinks to go from wiki page to wiki page to hopefully end up at the Jesus of Nazareth page by the fifth click.

"I can't believe Josh went 5 clicks to Jesus from they Osney Mill wikipedia page."

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Jesus Tapdancing Christ

Used in many situations of intense feelings of good or bad. Since christians don't like using the lords name in vain, I would suggest not saying this in a church. Other uses :Holy Shit, FUCK, JESUS CHRIST

Good. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I WON THE LOTTERY!
Bad. I got ANOTHER flat tire. Jesus tapdancing Christ!.

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Jesus Chainsaw Massacre

A cliche term for The Passion of the Christ, directed by Mel Gibson. This nomen was given due to the amount of gore and violence in the movie.

Big Steve cried like a bitch all through the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre.

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flight line jesus

A Command Master Chief in Lemoore, that can make anything happen with a snap of a finger, or stroke of a key board. Who will scour the flight line of VFA communities for talent to bless, always maintains holy water in his office refrigerator.

How did u get orders here? Oh flight line jesus got me here.

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fluffy Jesus feeling

A sardonic description of that comforting sense that Jesus approves of you no matter what you do.

I robbed that bank, terrifying the shit out of everyone inside, and then right afterward, a powerful fluffy Jesus feeling washed over me like a river of love.

Come to Jesus meeting

"Come To Jesus Meeting" "A time when a polite ultimatum is given, generally followed by a less polite ultimatum, then a threat or final option. This is a Texas (or southerner) definition. Usually followed by a parental spanking if issues to a child or an ass kicking if mentioned by a Texan. Other uses include interventions and family/business meetings.

Sir, this is your only option and if you do not want to do this, then you can come down here and we will have a "come to Jesus meeting".

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