Dirty seal

A particularly catty, pretentious breed of private school girl that dumps on everyone because they're under the false impression that they're hot shit.

Sick cunt 1: "Look at her sipping her skim macciato talking to Carloff about the perils of sociology."

Sick cunt 2:"Fucking Dirty Seal."

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Dirty Zach

That thing when you heat up a can of cranberry sauce, stick it in a woman’s rectum and then go to town.

The best part of Thanksgiving is when you pull a Dirty Zach before dinner.

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Dirty Walter

1 - (verb) This occurs when a woman insists on her male partner to wear a condom against his wishes. He agrees to her request, but during sex he pretends to play with his testicles & secretly slides the condom off. After he climaxes inside of her he quickly rolls off and makes a quick trip to the bathroom to dispose of the evidence.

Did she make you wear a rubber? She thought so.. ha ha, but I gave her the Dirty Walter.

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Dirty Ash

Australian term for when you have sex next to a bonfire half drunk and roll in to the embers.

"I was rooting some Sheila camping next to the billabong last night and only gave meself the dirty ash"

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dirty garada

when you make a mixture of the final drops of all your liquor bottles

I didn't have enough money to buy a new bottle so I collected the bottles I had and made myself a dirty garada.

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dirty dean

The act of fucking a goat beside a highway then slitting its throat in tandem with the orgasm to heighten the pleasure of course. Then you run away from the cops who will undoubtedly be close behind you.

"Man I can't believe Jon pulled the dirty dean last night. Sure it would feel awesome and stuff, but goddam. That kid is fucking crazy."

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Dirty Ribeiro

When you bend your woman over a couch by and at some time during the love-making you pull out and let your friend take over without her knowledge. Then you run around and wave at her from the other side of the couch.

Bonus points if you yell to friend something like "Happy Birthday dude" or something appropriate.

My bitch was working on my nerves so I gave her a dirty Ribeiro

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