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Douche Bagel

Someone who is a douche bag and looks like a Jewish person.

They may actually be Italian, but have a Jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.

They may actually wear glasses as well.

Ex. GOD! Salvatore Ciano is such a douche bagel. He needs to get a life and stop lurking the internet. Freaking douche bagel.

by JKudo September 22, 2009

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Douche Knock

Very much like a fart knocker and a jackass. A person who needs to be hit for their stupid actions or speech.

"You douche knock"
"Go away douche knock"

by Zeneki December 5, 2006

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douche-bagged

adj. used before noun

1.)a word to enhance the meaning of another vulgar language.
2.) To express resentment towards something, or simply just using it as a swear word

You douche-bagged fuck!

Shut your douche-bagged mouth bitch!

by dumbasian October 19, 2009

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Douche Canoe

1. An individual guilty of blatantly duplicitous behavior on par with or exceeding that of multitudinous douche bags.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.

That douche canoe Bob, plagiarized my paper.

Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.

Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.

by OrlinSupreme January 20, 2012

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douch stick

someone who acts like a douch but is being a major asshole pissin people off. it's worse than being called a douch bag beacause it's the part of the douch that goes in the dirty stanky nasty pussy. commenly used by women who have fishy pussy, who are sluts and whores

stop being a fucking douch stick or your a fucking douch stick

by kittylette September 1, 2007

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douche towel

1 A person who is lame or sucks. 2 a towel used for ,drying a vagina after doucheing.

"Why is Joey being a douche towel"?

What a douche towel.

I wonder if thats Katys douche towel?

by mongloid sterngth June 5, 2009

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Douch Kooch

A person that quits in madden because they are losing.

That fuckin douch kooch quit on me!

by xX1anonymous1Xx January 13, 2009

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