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Douche Dumpster

A male who acts straight but is secretly gay. This male is/was most likely on the high school wrestling team.

Josh was dating Cameron but since he was a douche dumpster he was seeing Nathan on the side.

by CjInman February 01, 2011


Douche Knock

Very much like a fart knocker and a jackass. A person who needs to be hit for their stupid actions or speech.

"You douche knock"
"Go away douche knock"

by Zeneki December 05, 2006


douche-bagged

adj. used before noun

1.)a word to enhance the meaning of another vulgar language.
2.) To express resentment towards something, or simply just using it as a swear word

You douche-bagged fuck!

Shut your douche-bagged mouth bitch!

by dumbasian October 19, 2009


Douche Canoe

1. An individual guilty of blatantly duplicitous behavior on par with or exceeding that of multitudinous douche bags.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.

That douche canoe Bob, plagiarized my paper.

Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.

Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.

by OrlinSupreme January 20, 2012


douch stick

someone who acts like a douch but is being a major asshole pissin people off. it's worse than being called a douch bag beacause it's the part of the douch that goes in the dirty stanky nasty pussy. commenly used by women who have fishy pussy, who are sluts and whores

stop being a fucking douch stick or your a fucking douch stick

by kittylette September 01, 2007


Douche Tower

Douche Tower refers to any and all douchey bastards who write far to specific definitions for any derivative of the word douche. For example douche nugget, douche nozzle, douchetard, etc.

The douche tower who wrote the definition for douche waffle is a total douche melon.

by Cap'n Toehead September 08, 2007


Douch Kooch

A person that quits in madden because they are losing.

That fuckin douch kooch quit on me!

by xX1anonymous1Xx January 13, 2009