E-Clap

Noun. A computer virus contracted due to unprotected intimacy with web sites of ill repute. Note- Mac users are largely immune to the E-Clap.

I went to www.analsluts.com even though Norton told me not to. Now my computer has the E-Clap.

Dude! I told you not to go to www.boobs.org! Now you've got the E-Clap!

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e-tons

Huge quantities. i.e. shit-tons.

I'd like some crackers to put in my clam chowder. Can you give me lots? Like three handfuls? Yeah, e-tons of crackers, berfect, thanks.

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E-tard

The type of person who does not know they spent part of their paycheck on something that was mass produced and sold with a fancy name to get them to spend part of their paycheck on pills. Like a hippie, but dumber and more prone to drug addiction.

Observant Asshole-That E-tard asshole won't even be able to finish a syllable soon if he keeps on at the rate he's going.

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E +10

Rating for Everyone Over 10

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E-Dogging

The act of having E-sex in a public voice channel

Dan and James were E-dogging in the general voice channel on discord last night.

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e-migrant

Person who used to live in the digital stone age and got displaced into the computer era - usually considers sending e-mails a personal feat of epic proportions and visualizes "Space Invaders" when thinking of computer games.

Often politicians advocating for the regulation of technological advances they don't understand.

Germany's Minister of Justice, Brigitte Zypries, is an e-migrant: When asked by a child reporter about her favorite browser in 2007, she had to turn to one of her colleagues and ask what browsers are.

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e-kward

(adjective) an embarrassing or uncomfortable moment during an electronic exchange.

I dumped Mike last night in a text. That was kinda e-kward.

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