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One of the most annoying people I’ve ever met she is 4f 10 and thinks she is amazing someone needs to give her a reality check.Her voice is soo squeaky like whenever I talk to her my ears literally bleed
Beware of Emily EvEns-she works a greggs and she has never ever got me a free greggs like what a shit freind she always harasses me,keeps touching me for no reason.
Why is Emily soo small
Why is Emily soo annoying
The most wonderful girl you’ll ever meet in your life, the most beautiful girl in the world and she won’t know it, loves and cares like no buddy else but knows just how to make you laugh. She’s very smart and strong enough to push through hard times, she’s good like that. She’ll be the best addition to your life ever, the most amazing person you’ll have pass by.
Me: wow, I’m the luckiest guy in the world
Emily: no me
(She’s good like that ;D)
A girl who is really short and tempermental. Will easily get mad when you insult her height.
Wow she's only 5'1"? She's an Emily
Who is this bitch? Laughs like a hyena. Somehow knows every person you shouldn’t.. and loves them. Can talk about dark matter and how shit Georgina looked in that dress in the same sentence. Witty, with a million bad habits, literally crazy, every lover becomes obsessed. Yet she’s not looking to be loved or adored. She in it for the LOLs
Jenny- who’s terrible laugh can I hear
Sarah- oh that’s just Emily’s
Emily is a queen. Emily probably found a gender/sexuality off of the internet and calls herself that. But it's cool, because she's Emily. Emily is known as a crackhead in memes, but... if you meet a Emily, she is actually a cool person to hang around with. There are two types of Emily's; One Emily..: *confident + curious + funny + popular* - Another Emily..: *shy + nice + insecure + sad + (and other weird shit.)*
Guy: Hey man... who's that?
Guy 2: She's Emily... i've been crushing on her for years.. and pretty much everyone else has too.
OR
Guy: Who's that?
Guy 2: That's Emily, she's pretty weird. she's shy and doesn't talk much.. but i've heard if you get to know her, she's pretty cool.
Emily’s are pick me girls. Most of them also posers. One will be giddy, Christian, hyper, straight, and frown on drugs and sex. But then try to be emo, such is the poser part. They are also pick me’s, as they try to be close with anyone that shows them a shred of kindness. They’ll befriend mostly guy’s, in the hopes one will like them, because they only feel worth something if in a relationship. Such is a pick me, this is the way of Emily.
Friend 1”Heyyy Emily! Me and the girls are gonna go smoke weed and talk about satanism you coming?”
Emily:”ew what- I’ll burn your weed that’s bad. And I love god” (meanwhile wearing black, mascara, chokers and necklaces)
Example 2
“Emily has like 10 guy friends and she says she would date almost all of them”
“Emily likes any band jack does”
“Emily will date anyone who proposes that she isn’t close with “