The extreme frustration one feels when Facebook changes things up.
I got some major Facebook Rage today when I couldn't figure out how to use Facebook's new "helpful" feature
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The point in which you are so focused on your facebook page that you loose all sense of reality and or your surroundings.
We all tryed to get Greg's attention but he was in a facebook fog.
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A Facebook profile that is loaded with a picture timeline of someone's changes of styles, hair or face
Guy 1:Damn ,Bryan when through a bad Facebook phase during high school
Guy 2:So I've heard
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the stressful moment when you open a picture on Facebook to see if a girl or guy is hot.. but the picture is blurry and still loading, leaving you unable to see the person's face clearly for a few seconds or more... can result in chronic disappointment after the expected wait time of 15 seconds (depending on internet connection)
Dude that Facebook Blur was totally disappointing... i thought she would be much hotter
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A person who stalks underaged boys or girls exclusively through Facebook.
You know Mike? Total Facebook-a-phile. Has nothing but underaged girls on his friends list.
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Someone who posts bible verses as their Facebook status all the time.
Did you see that Stephanie put a bible verse as her status today again today?
Yeah, she is such a Facebook Evangelist
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A girl who claims to be lesbian, but really is not. This is claim is usually made due to several factors, sometimes all combined. Those being, Confusion, Aiming for acceptance from actual lesbians or other facebook lesbians, sometimes these girls have never fully matured and been able to open up and be comfortable around guys, so they just settle for girls who they are more comfortable with, especially with showing their bodies off.
Essentially a Poser.
Dude 1: Dint that chick just suck your dick last week? facebook says shes a lesbian..
Dude 2: Shes just a facebook lesbian man, shes a trendy homosexual.
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