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A person(s) who takes a photo of their entrée at dinner at a restaurant before they eat it and posts it to social media. Generally the person makes everyone else wait until they take their photo to eat.
Jill: Beth can we eat yet, we are hungry?
Beth: wait, I gotta get a photo of my steak dinner for my insta.
Jill: you're such an annoying food photographer, no one cares!
When someone receives so much semen in their ass that they become full.
Him: Would you like a filling breakfast this morning?
Her: I’m still full from that reverse food baby you gave me this morning.
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The most disgusting meal on earth. Make this horrendous dish for your kitty and watch them turn in to little monsters - who hate you & you hate them.
Make this for your weird human self and cry yourself to sleep.
Mom wants to make cat food jello on thanksgiving.
When you think the food you ate last night was good, but the next morning it all comes back to you and you feel like crap.
Jimmy John: I just had food flashbacks of that mac n' cheese.
Sally Sue: I told you that having cheese "juice" was not the best option.
Jimmy John: Ok- *cramps, stomach pain* Argh!
The most disgusting thing you could ever fucking eat
“Hey let’s go get some sea food” “this bitch a whole alien