imaginary friend

For Christians, is Jesus.
For Muslims, is Allah.
For Jews, is Jehovah.
For Zaroastrians, is Ahura-Mazda.

Q: What's the difference between a Christian and a Five-year-old child?

A: A Five-year-old child doesn't insist that his imaginary friend is King of the Universe.

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Friend...:)

Used to mock people online when you are annoying them because they take the game too seriously.

Person you are annoying: "OMG!! STOP TEAM KILLING ME!!!!!"

You: "Frieeeeennnnnd!!!!!"........"Frieeeeennnnnndddddd!!!!"

Person you are annoying: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND!!!!"

You: "Frrriiiiiieeeeeennnnnnddddd!!!!"......."Friiiiieeeeeennnnnndddd.........:)................... "Friend...:)"

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Friend Poaching

The act, usually committed on facebook, of adding a friend of your friend, whom you have never previously met or come into contact with. Upon acceptance, the friend poacher usually makes over exuberantly friendly and all too awkward comments on his new "friend's" statuses.

dude 1: Hey, it says that we have (insert name) as a mutual friend, how do you know him????

dude 2: ... uhh...

dude 1: dude have you been friend poaching???? Stop poaching my friends bro.

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ugly friend

A friend of the opposite sex that you are embarrassed to be seen with, in fear that people may think you are together.

"Hey Tom, why dont you grab Meghan and walk over here?"
"I can't be alone with an ugly friend, what will be people think?!"

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real friend

a real friend is someone who isn’t fake, someone who puts you first, someone who doesn’t hide things from you, someone who tells you EVERYTHING, someone who has your back, and someone you can rely on.

I wish you were a real friend

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Face-Friend

Someone you are "friends" with on a website, such as Facebook and don't aknowledge when you see them outside the internets . You talk to eachother, make up inside jokes, and even have deep and meaningful conversations for hours online. However, you mutually don't even grant eachother a simple "Hey" when passing in real live.

"So is Anna going to be at your party this Friday? I saw your wall-to-wall and you guys seem to be pretty close these days."

"Hahah, no way. We're just face-friends. I have no desire to see her in the flesh."

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Friend surge

Adding a large number of friends or followers on social media in the hours after returning home from summer camp.

After returning home from camp, Anna experienced a Friend surge, gaining 32 followers on Instagram in one afternoon.

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