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teh gay

Derived from the common mispelling of 'the'.

1. The non-existant malady that one cathces by being around homosexuals (males especially).

2. Term used mostly by those denegrating anti-homosexual positions of religious leaders and far-right wing politicians.

"Yo, John went to San Fransisco and caught 'teh gay'!"

"The Governor wants to prohibit homosexual couples from being foster kids? He must think they'll catch 'teh gay' or something! LOL!"

by okenter June 21, 2005

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Non-Gay

Non-Gay. The only possible word to describe someone who's Non-Gay.

Oh, u r Non-Gay too? Yeah, same.

by PewDiePieIsNotTheFather May 15, 2020


Jackin gays

The act of being named jack and sexually oil wrestling with your gay coach.

Me: bro I heard you were Jackin gays the other day.

Jack: what do you mean? wrestling isn't gay.

by Chief Spreading cock August 5, 2021


minecraft is gay

a dumbfuck fortnite kid who said that minecraft is fucking gay

hes minecraft is gay

by krisbek17 October 6, 2020


gay lettuce

Gay lettuce is the term given to some one when they fall for a trap without knowing they are a trap

Oh Evan did you just call Baire White hot? You Gay Lettuce

by Oh My Knob Man February 8, 2018


Phantom Gay

A boy who pretends to be a homosexual in hopes of girls being comfortable enough with him to show him, or even let him touch, their ass or tiddies.

Boy 1: I told Melissa that I'm gay and she invited me to the girls sleepover!
Boy 2: So, you're a phantom gay.
Boy 1: Yup and I'm sure hoping to see some tits tonight.
Boy 2: Oh what a brave soldier you are.

by squid feet April 1, 2020


Schrödinger's Gay

A non-binary or agender person that is neither gay (attracted to the same gender) nor straight (attracted to the opposite gender), because there is no definitive opposite gender

Person 1: Hey, since you are dating a dude now, does that make you gay, or are you still straight?
Person 2: Well, since I don't have a gender, I can't be gay or straight
Person 1: So... like Schödingers cat, both gay and straight at the same time?
Persno 2: Yeah, basically I am a Schrödinger's Gay

by Dounut3409 June 25, 2022