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national give your boyfriend back his airpods day

give me my airpods back

its national give your boyfriend back his airpods day give them back now

by coochie man 69 420 blazin October 15, 2020


His Effluency

n. pl. Can also be preceded by Your when in first person use. An honorific style given to a certain holder of high-rank in the 24 Hours of LeMons race series, an endurance competition for $500 crappy cars. Specifically, this title is exclusively held in reserve for use when addressing or making reference to Spank, also known as The Spank, the person who has won the coveted Index of Effluency more than any other competitor.

"Uh, can someone please go see if there's anyone to tech the car over at HQ before the checkered flag drops in 30 minutes?"

"Yes, Your Effluency. I shall check for you."

and

"His Effluency would like to tech the CorVegge now. Pray tell, whom must we bribe at this late hour?"

by His Effluency August 10, 2012


Gong his balls

To persuade

If you want the boss to fund the annual retreat you've really got to gong his balls!

by Mr.AAA February 18, 2010


Pick his brains

Aha! Ahahahahaha!

Hym "Pick his brains? Arianna Grande want to have dinner withe Jeffrey Dahmer so she can pick his brains? Ha! Get it!? Cus he ice-picked a guys brains!? Ahahahahaha! I like that. That was good. I don't think Ben got the joke..."

by Hym Iam June 30, 2024


his so little

I like dick and I like it green and little

His so little or he is so liddle

by Hoe more dick January 15, 2018


shot his seed

When a man ejaculates into his partner's *ahem* area... Basically a synonym of "to cum." cum semen

"He then shot his seed deep into his lover..."

by CreepyAssPerson January 3, 2016


umm hi

when ur shy bro lol

only girls can be shy dumbass

Umm Hi.

by someone else thats not u fan October 13, 2021