Hand Cannon

The best codename for a girl that you get a big boner for. Nobody will know what you mean, so feel free to express yourself in awkward ways!

Me: I have tried out the hand cannon that is totally from fortnite, and it is my favorite!
Friend: Cool bro I really like the golden scar.

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Banana Hand

A bitchin' yellow dog that will ass fuck you all night long.

"All I know is... good, ball.... and rape." - Banana Hand

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Jerkoff Hands

Someone who isnt getting laid.

"Man john hooked up with this girl last night who was a total dog."
"At least i got my tip wet, whod you go home with jerkoff hands?"

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Hand Banana

A banana for your hand. AKA penis, drive shaft, pickled pepper, tentacle.

"This is not your father's nursing home, keep your hand banana away from the guests."

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talk to the hand

When you lift your hand to stop a perfectly good conversation of mocking somone. "Talk to the Hand" is, has, and always will be stupid stupid stupid. It is done by annoying white girls and oreos. Stupid Stupid Stupid.

Me: Wow so I heard your an idiot
Stupid idiot: Talk to the hand
Me: Wow stupid!

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Big hands

Use by many people to refer to a woman who has kids. Thusly she needs big hands to carry the luggage ( i.e kids and children)

- "man check her out"

- "nah shes got big hands"

- "really?"

-"yea three of them "

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Hand-Solo

A chubby flat ass monger, who enjoys eating the starfish. Also, is known for jerking off instead of having actual sex.

That lavatory looks like a good place to pull a Hand-Solo.

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