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NZ School boy slang for masterbation
Bill's mum caught him "reading Harry Potter", in the shower.
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This is a great 6th book in which Severus Snape kills Dumbledore, on page 606, go ahead and read, great book, oh yeah, and dumbledore dies, snape kills him.
Harry: Hagrid..Snape..killed Dumbledore
Hagrid: Wha' Harry?
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All he does is drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter
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From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with salami
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the When Harry Met Salami Burger, you should try it!"
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A series of 7 books and 8 movies, the books written by J.K.Rowling, about a young boy named Harry Potter with messy black hair and bright green eyes who's wizard parents were murdered by the most evil and powerful wizard of all time named Voldemort when he was a year old. Harry lives with his horrible aunt, uncle and cousin until he's eleven, who told him his parents died in a car crash, meaning he doesn't know anything about magic or witches or wizards. When Harry turns eleven he is informed that he is, infact, a wizard, the real story of how his parents died, and that he is to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The rest of the series tell of his wonderful, exciting, dangerous and magical adventures, eventually ending in defeating Voldemort. It is, without a doubt, the best story ever written. Side note: J.K Rowling is the Queen of Everything.
Unicorn: Hey, what are you reading?
Pecan: Oh, you know, only the first book in the best series ever written.
Unicorn: OMG, HARRY POTTER?
Pecan: YESYESYESYESYESYESYES
Unicorn and Pecan: WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!! *high fives*
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Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince is the book in which Dumbledore dies and the wizarding world comes to an end as we know it.
Harry Pottter Fans *reads Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince*
Dumbledore *dies*
Harry Potter Fans *omg*
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Smoking marijuana, or being high on marijuana
joe shmo: Hey man what should we do this weekend
moe shmo: i got my lighter and bowl with me so we should defiantly watch some harry potter
joe shmo: hellz yea dude! we gonna get ripped!
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