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Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.
The Human Centipede welcomes all ignatius kids that love to suck tiny catholic penis.
The animal characters found in shows that are human like and aren’t furries because they are characters for kids not dressed as animals just talking animals
The Human like animals are characters in cartoons to appeal to kids
A Chayce or a Scott who monkeys up into an attic to turn valves for hot or cold air.
My boss calls us the human thermostats because we determine the temperature.
said when you think society is doomed.
Person 1: Bro, I think all hope in humanity is already lost.
Person 2: Yeah same.
I mean... You had a lot more to say about the plagiarism. I don't know what to tell you.
Hym "In the context of my current situation I'm not all that fond of human life right now... I mean, you're supposed to be the good one."
you eat flesh, basically being a cannibal
somebody: i have been eating the flesh of humans.
somebody else: ok.
somebody: *s̶͎̣͗́̀̽̄̈́͘͠t ̩̭̲͇͍̀͌̀͐ͅa ̡̜͖͔̺͍̥̥̬̳͖͚͖̂͒̏͠r ̨̼͔͕̣̱͇͒̊͋͊̄̅̒͛̏̏͐̿͊e ̱͍̥̻̟̰̹̯̥͊̈́̒̾̔̈́̃͑̕̚ş̶̢̯͎͈̖͊́̃̉̏͐̔̃͊̚͘͝*
these are some of the worst people you could meet in the whole history of paradox space
you’d wanna gauge your head into a pool of lava after meeting some of these people
{{ WARNING: MENTIONS OF PEDOPHILIA, ZOOPHILIA, AND OTHER GROSS AND DISTURBING THINGS }}
some examples of people on the “worst types of humans”
PEDOPHILE; someone who likes kids
ZOOPHILE; someone who likes animals
NECROPHILE; someone who likes corpses
JACK DOHERTY; harasses people in public and has his body guards protect him when they fight back
LOLI/SHOTA-CONS; someone who likes little girls(loli) or little boys(shota) in manga/anime
NECROZOOPHILIAC; someone who likes dead animals
NECROPEDOPHILIAC; someone who likes dead kids
NECROPEDOZOO; someone who likes dead baby animals (ONE OF THE WORST)
PLUSHOPHILE; someone who likes plushies
PLUSHOPEDOPHILIAC; someone who likes plushies that highly resemble kids (similar to loli/shota-cons, but not the same)
PLUSHOZOOPHILE; someone who likes animal plushies (these peoples are usually furries)
PLUSHOPEDOZOOPHILIAC: someone who likes animal plushies that highly resemble kids (ONE OF THE WORST)
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