Random
Source Code

I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.

Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

by bulletface April 20, 2015

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Get the ๐Ÿคฌ out of my room I'm playing Minecraft

A meme with raging Minecraft kid

*opens the door*
GET THE ๐Ÿคฌ OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 February 10, 2019

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^

Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.

Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)

by Jevastus Destinus January 18, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006

Abeeha feels like Gucci mane in 2006 and has copyrighted this song lyric so that no one but her can use it

"I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006"
"a man has died please calm down"

"I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006"
"your family is worried"

*crying* "she's not the same anymore she just can't stop"
"I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006"

by 2kool4skool123 May 30, 2020

10๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal.

BLUE TEXT CHAIN AYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYYYYYAYA

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal.I'm so proud ocascascascascascascascascascascascas

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 23, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow

In his song, the reference is for a woman to let him ejaculate on a girls face while he masterbates. If she holds her head steady he'll milk himself.

ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow

by smartyguy1 November 8, 2014

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed

a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet

Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.

Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild

Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !

based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."

by smohr February 16, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž