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The most popular male baby name I'm 1997. Due to its Abrahamic origins the name Jacob has been popular for millenia.
Dad has always loved Jacob more than us. Let's steal his coat and throw him in the well.
jacob wont try to be your freind when he first meets you. he will watch from a distance. if you bully him he wont care. he doesnt ask girls out that often and likes dudes as well. he doesnt have sex often. he watches porn almost every day.hes also a pot head. he falls in love with people way too fast.
person 1: damn jacob is such a cool dude
person 2: nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He is the sweetest most loving guy I’ve ever met, he has perfect grades and is super sporty, he’s caring, kind, affectionate, and one damn good lookin guy, if you ever meet a jacob, just no he’s the most intelligent guy you will ever meet, and you should never let him go
Jacob is one good lookin mf.
A Jacob is adopted no matter what.
Jacob is adopted he's also a brick that swore and his bestest friend in the world Is Oliver caley
Jacob is a pussy
Jacobbatboy more like mother fucking 3 eyed triple chin pussy
a guy that never stops playing his xbox
his dad: stop play your xbox
jacob: no its life