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On January 17th/be confident day, you post pictures of you to show your beautiful self off
Oh it’s January 17th let me post pictures of me really quick
January 17th is National Short People Day!
Make sure to thank your short friends for existing, otherwise you're a terrible person.
Short people are also not allowed to be made fun of on this day so they finally get a break from getting made fun of.
Person: Hey dude it's January 17th!
Short Person: What in the world is that?
Person: It's National Short People Day, congrats on being short!
Short Person: Oh ok.
Somebody very dumb and thinks that everything evolves around them
Oh look that person thinks they cool they are probably born on January 17th
January 17th is national scammer day.
Person 1: HEY DUDE ITS JANUARY 17TH
Person 2: OH SHIT
Person 2: HAPPY NATIONAL SCAMMER DAY, AUSBIN
National Bully Every Gavin Day
Man I can't wait for January 17th this year, I'm going to bully Gavin.
This day you have to ask your best friend to spank u on the hiney. It has to be the butt, nothing else. If you don't get spanked or you get spanked somewhere else, you will have bad luck for the rest of the year.
ON JANUARY 17th MY FRIEND IS GOING TO SPANK ME, YAYYY!
January 18th the day for all the crackheads!! Remember smoke that weed or go loko
“Bro you can’t smoke weed” “ya I can it’s January 18th”
“Ohh okay”