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When getting a blowjob from two girls at the same time.
I got a both job last night
A task so incredibly easy that no one can fail; they ultimately fail it anyways.
Trevor: You had one job, Michael, one job!
Michael: I know, I'm sorry!
When your getting hand job from a spray tanned person of the night, during which they use spray tan as a lubricant/massage oil while handling your personal bits.
I heard Old Whore Olga is giving out Jersey Jobs down by the boardwalk for watering cans.
When a beverage company salesman has the easiest job but bitches and moans about it to the hardworking merchandisers. They have not just a cake job but a cupcake job.
The tired merchandiser had a blank stare listening to the salesman complain about his cupcake job.
General term for someone with face/neck tattoos, forbidding them from most career paths that they likely have no wish in pursuing anyway. Therefore they are a "Job Defier"
: Damn! Look at that hood ass mexican with all the face ink!
: That's a job defier for you, letting everyone know he's banging until the day he dies. Or most likely until he gets locked up for good.
The software utility Cron is a time-based job scheduler in Unix-like computer operating systems. People who set up and maintain software environments use cron to schedule jobs (commands or shell scripts) to run periodically at fixed times, dates, or intervals.
did you use a cron job to do you stay up all night tweeting
The art of lubricating a penis with THC oil, then proceeding to perform oral sex.
Girl: I just wanna get high
Guy: Bet then, give me a Snoop Job
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