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a person who is a complete dumbass
“Get out of the drive way you muffin snuggling pirate puncher!”
1. a guy who likes muffin and plays soccer.
2. a guy who has a very cute nose.
3. boxed by christina kim.
4. doesnt like fishin' :)
John Lee is a stud muffin.
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The act of having jesus in your mouth while infested a solid substance (chocolate chip muffin)
Leah: "Is that a chocolate chip muffin?"
Thomas: "No, it's Jesus in your mouth.....no homo"
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"Im too damn groovy for my own good"
"No he ain't hes bluffin with his muffin!"
"Damn straight"
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The love of my life, something you call your boyfriend to make him smile
I call my boyfriend kevin shmuffin muffin micmuffin
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this is another word for a blunt(a hollowed out cigar used to smoke marijuana out of)
Hey Jeffrey, do you want to come to dairy queen with me and we can smoke a love crumb muffin on the way.
it can also be used as a verb: Hey Danielle, do you want to go love crumb muffin
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Similar to your basic muffin top, but when very large people try to cram themselves into a coach seat in an airplane and their fat rolls spill over the armrests.
I was so glad when the plane touched down in Vegas because for the whole trip I was sandwiched between 2 flying muffin tops.
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