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Five Day Status

The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.

Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!

by Perry Hubes February 11, 2011


Five Mornings at Freddy’s

A series that will not come out.

Yo this game is like Five Mornings at Freddy’s

by Principal of the Thing October 15, 2023


five pebsi

I dinked the 5 Pebbles

The solution has been found

It works
It is portable
And it comes in 5 new flavours
Five pebsi

by Wawa man April 27, 2024


low-fiving

Instead of hi-fiving, low-fiving. Bring your hands down to your side and push one out at another person's hand = low-fiving. Or, hold hand out, palm up and allow someone to slap your hand = low-fiving.

My friend and I were low-fiving under our desks so the teacher couldn't see us.

by dancerfeet May 25, 2012


gooch five

the act of swinging one's testicles back in forth causing them the make a slapping noise upon contact with the gooch.

Man I'm gonna nailed her so hard i gooch five myself all night.

by RedAtomsk August 16, 2011


The Pizza Hut High Five

Luke Lafreniere refuses to explain this to us.

Luke Lafreniere refuses to explain The Pizza Hut High Five.

by WalterWhitesPhD December 11, 2023


The Ol' Five-piece

The act of holding someone down and raping them. The reason this hellish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a penis.

Ex: I visited your mom last night and gave her the Ol' Five-piece.

by SwordfishTrombone February 4, 2016