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When you ask someone to cum in your eye
Jared, you've been jerking off for the past hour, just throw me the bone already!
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To fight
Girl: “and if he puts his hands on you again I’m gonna have to jump his bones”
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When you are constantly running into elderly people. Being the youngest person at any given space by at least 40 years.
I went to Java City the other day, and between the customers and the barista, I was digging up bones.
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A man is enjoying a Rusty Trombone given him by a friendly female. He pulls away before he climaxes and ejaculates in her hair. When she turns around to scold him, he gives her a combover, points at her and says, "You're fired!"
Last weekend I crusty trump boned my girlfriend. Let's just say she's not a fan.
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A name given to phunkalicious friends who have cool clothes and hair
I hang out with T-bone steak to improve my social status.
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(verb, trans) bone holing
(1) to stymie a routine function through lack of consideration or general apathy
(2) re-routing someone through endless bureaucratic channels
(1) When you mail the checks really late, it bone holes me yet again.
(2)Government tech guy: Some lady just called me to say she needs a software upgrade, and I gave her the bone hole answer to fill out Form Z.
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getting into someones head. using psychology.
"I can get to your bones like an x-ray"
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