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This is the motion one would make on their beer bottle after one has been bottle tapped. Preferably motioning from ones crotch and shaking the beer on the person who performed the tap. Making the money shot on them the ultimate rebuttal for douche baggery.
Martha just got out of prison and decided to bottle tap my freshly opened Corona. As my beer started to erupt, I poised, place the bottle close to my crotch, aimed, and stroked my bottle as it gushed all over her clothes and face. A classic beer jerk off performed flawlessly.
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A person who is very finicky about what kind of beer they consume.
"Man, Pangina brought Budwiser"
"Fo real do? I only drink New Castle"
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Lazy Beer Pong is a variation of beer pong that is played on a coffee table with couches placed at either side. Players set up normal beer pong racks on each side on the table and shoot sitting from their couch.
Rules: Same as normal beer pong except that when shooting players must be reclined on their respective couches.
Credit Given to: "5 sexy" UCSB
When to drunk to stand, Lazy beer Pong provides a great opportunity to continue dominating your friends.
Last weekend I posted up on the couch for some Lazy Beer Pong.
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The ability to perform duties with you less dominant hand because your preferred hand has both a beer and a cigarette in it.
That girl must be am-beer-dextrous! She texting with her left and still smokin' and drinkin!
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Feels like a midget is hangin 4rm my necklace~
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Where you have your girlfriend close her eyes, and you set your ballsack over her nose (facing towards her feet), so that one nut is covering each eye, then you blow your wad into her mouth from this position.
wow, she let him cover her eyes with his nuts while he came in her mouth! She must like Arabian Beer Goggles
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Most overused and dumbest fucking expression. Ever. Also a common meme.
Can everyone stop saying hold my beer? It’s not funny and super annoying
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