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When you eat out a girls ass and have shit on your upper lips
He just ate her ass and now he has a chocolate milk mustache
The process of delicately pulling apart your partners anus forming a bowl, once the Anus is appropriately stretched to satisfaction fill the anal bowl with 2% milk and desired cereal. After your meal is prepared vigorously perform oral sex on your parters anus while having a nutritional breakfast. After you bowl is empty kiss your partner on the mouth giving them the classic Bulgarian Milk Mustache
Partner 1: good morning sweetheart all the dishes are dirty and I’m gunna be late for work would you mind me giving you a Bulgarian milk mustache
Partner 2: sure
The milky pyroclastic flow that squirts out of male genitalia durring periods of sexual excitement.
Dude, I topped that bitch off with copious amounts of my sweet scrotal milk!
To be drunk
Jimmy: I’m drunk
Peter: you’re not drunk: tha is Tiddley at the Milk Bar
Jimmy: tha’s right - I’m so tiddley that I could eat a donner kebab, and I’m vegetarian pal!
An even better name for nipples.
Hey Brad! I’m gonna touch your old milk twisties, so you better watch out!
prostate massage to achieve ejaculation
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A person who works the cock like they're milking a cow for the purpose of receiving a hot load in the mouth to drink by the bucket.
Jeez man, I was watching this gang bang porn the other day with Jasmine St. Claire. During the money shots at the end she was a real man milk maiden!
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Man, this chick at the bar the other night was a real man milk maiden. She worked 15 different guys in the bathroom over the span of 5 hours.
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