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Me: Bro I think I'm catching feelings for her
Friend: Homie remember Rule Number 1
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Have done to you what you would have done to others.
This rule explains how you should only support what you would want to be done to you in the same situation. For example: only support the limiting of speech if you want your speech to be limited.
The Gold-Plated Rule would posit that those who get others banned from social media will be banned from social media.
A rule stating that while riding the Its a Small World ride at any Disney park, your party must participate in a deep, serious, and meaningful conversation that lasts the duration of the ride. During the conversation you must be truthful and you cannot refuse to answer anything.
“You can’t lie to me while we’re on this ride because of the “It’s a Small World” Rule.”
When you bring in a qualified balding or greying white male to interview for a job you know you have to fill with a woman or a minority, in order to ensure the whole day is taken up by interviews.
Steve has an interview on Friday but he knows he has no shot at getting the job. They're bringing him in to fulfill the Reverse Rooney Rule so their calendars appear full.
The First Rule of human food consumtion. If you drop the twinkie on the floor of your apartment and pick it up with 3 seconds, it's still good. If you try to put it in your mouth at any point past 3:01 seconds, you're a dirty bastard, and will probably die from gangrene of the mouth.
NOTE: This rule is not applicable in a gas station restroom (that's just wrong).
Don't touch it man! That bad boy is WAY past the 3 second rule!
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An important rule of thumb to consider throughout life: when a footballer (that's soccer for Americans) buys a particular object, frequents a particular place or anything like it, it's probably time to move on, lest you become considered tasteless by association.
The Top Gear rule states that ultra-expensive supercars that only footballers can afford are not cool, because footballers are most often tasteless wankers.
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Also known as the two urinal rule. In a mens' bathroom with a row of urinals, whenever someone is using a urinal, the next man to come in and use a urinal will go at least 2 stalls down (ie, you are at stall zero, the one beside you is stall one, the next one is stall two). Whenever someone violates the two stall rule, the person who is violated feels uncomfortable, even if it is the violator's best friend.
Sinks count as stalls as well.
Man, he just violated the two stall rule by pissing next to me!
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