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Russian Bus

When you get on a bus, stick a dildo to the ceiling, and shit in the seats.

“Dude, did you hear what Jerry did?”
“Yea, he left that mean bus driver who flipped him the bird a Russian Bus.”
“He’ll be cleaning up shit for days!”
“I hope he enjoys his new floppy rubber dick!”

by MrGoodnight360 December 28, 2024


russian fast

Eating as little to no food in a day much like a Russian during the Cold War, either by choice or by circumstance, then drinking vodka becoming shitfaced at an alarmingly fast rate.

I'm on a Russian Fast today because I failed my Calc test .

by The Fire Fox November 13, 2015


russian crusty

When your friend Vlad launches a cumshot into your moustache and it hardens overnight getting crusty.

Phil woke up with another Russian Crusty after Vlad's party last night.

by ibangurmum! August 21, 2018


space russian

noun,

The strange, garbled text that appears when computer graphics chew up and spit out something you were trying to read. Words may resemble comic-style expletives (#OI%#, #$gO%#i$^l!), but since I'm not from Space Russia, I can't actually produce it on demand. Expect glyphs (letters of the Roman alphabet are rather hard to find in this soup) to fall on top of each other or be cut in half and otherwise shuffled in a mangled cluster of digital illegibility.

Inspired by Space Barbie. Who also only seems to exist online, and communicates mostly through mangled clusters of digital illegibility.

Elliott: Can you tell what that says?
Britt: That mess on the screen? No, it's Space Russian.
Elliott: Exactly. Guess the graphics card needs kicking.
Britt: In Space Russia, graphics card kicks you.

by Xylergeist February 04, 2014


Russian avos'

(Russian: авось) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.

1: "Did you study for the test? You finished it suspiciously quickly."
2: "I couldn't bother studying, just answered everything by Russian avos'."

by nadimka January 09, 2022


Russian Avalanche

Where you cum on a girls hair and shake it with your ass.

My boyfriend gave me a russian avalanche

by lil cheese69696996 May 08, 2021


The Russian Race

We are Babylonian but blind, blond, red haired. Better said subrace.

Eastern European countries not South.

Hungary and sometimes if you just born that way from one parent or random.

The Russian Race is pissed off!

by Gonzalo555777 March 01, 2025