The asscrack of a dude named Tavis
Thats the nicest rusty tavis i have ever seen
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When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.
We had McDonald’s then I got a fat crusty rusty from Becky last night.
The result of an explosive shart in which one's junk is covered is fecal matter, thus creating Rusty Gear.
I sharted in my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear.
A side effect of an explosive shart where one's junk is covered in fecal matter, resulting in Rusty Gear.
I just sharted inn my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear! Does anyone have a baby wipe handy?
It's a trumbone that's rusty. Very rusty...like, the most rustiest trumbone in all of rusty trumbone history!
Damn, now that is one rusty trumbone!
Getting a dry hand job from an escort in a hotel room
I got a Rusty Giuliani last night!
When a male (older male) is in the act of “cumming” and nothing comes out
babe i need you back, he got my with a rusty fire hydrant again